If you're in the market for clever, outrageous, and uproarious adult birthday cake ideas, look no further than The Erotic Bakery. Since 1986, we've been a mainstay of Seattle's bachelorette and birthday parties. Thousands of customers have surprised their best friends and family members with our amazing adult cakes. Since we began shipping these one-of-a-kind cakes, customers all over the U.S. have celebrated their birthdays with Erotic Bakery treats. From penises in Pennsylvania to vaginas in Vermont, we've been there!

Many customers feel that our original adult birthday cakes are still the best. These cakes and cheesecakes are topped with hand-rolled marzipan sculptures. Customers who are having their birthday cakes shipped have more than a dozen styles to choose from; customers who live in the Seattle area can enjoy an even larger selection.

Take our penis cakes as an example: we only ship cheesecakes with sculptures of "laying down" penises, yet we prepare cakes for local delivery or pickup that feature hilarious, erect penises. As you might guess, these "erect" cakes don't ship very well. Because we are fully committed to flawless shipping and want your cake to arrive in perfect condition, we only ship items that are sure to travel intact.

Fortunately, these shippable cakes include many different styles of adult birthday cakes. Choose from penis cakes, breast cakes, vagina cakes, and "action" cakes (like the unforgettable Pearl Necklace!). Creative customers can also upload photos to our website, which we can turn into edible, laser printed cake or cookie toppers. We help make your party fun--and a little naughty! Just give us a call at 206-545-6969, Monday-Saturday, 10-7.