The Erotic Bakery is a Seattle landmark for a good reason: our adult bachelorette and birthday cakes are simply the best. Our cakes and cookies taste delicious, look gorgeous, and create an unforgettable impression. If you want to serve a birthday cake that will fill your party with laughter and fun, an adult birthday cake from The Erotic Bakery is the perfect choice. Your friends will be talking about it for years to come!

We hand-make many different kinds of adult birthday cakes and cake toppers. Customers who live outside of Seattle can have adult cheesecakes or birthday cookies shipped directly to their homes. Cookies can be decorated with either adult sculptures (made of yummy marzipan) or edible photo images. Cheesecakes can be decorated with our erotic adult sculptures.

The variety and quality of our marzipan cake toppers are unbeatable. Since these are adult cakes, breasts, penises, and vaginas are our sexy specialty. A few action scenes (like the infamous Pearl Necklace) add another element of fun. Mostly, our cake toppers are designed to amuse--which marzipan toppers like the Banana Penis and Sharp Dressed Vagina do quite winningly. For that extra touch, we also offer a huge range of erotic gifts and sexy toys to add some spice to your party!

Do you have a website? If so, you may be interested in learning about our affiliate program. The Erotic Bakery is currently the only adult bakery we know of that offers an affiliate program. Adding our link to your site is simple and easy, not to mention lucrative. If someone clicks to our website through the link on your site, you'll earn a 20 percent commission on his purchases. To learn more, just give us a call at 206-545-6969, Monday-Saturday, 10-7.