If you want to make a lasting impression on your favorite birthday boy or girl, nothing beats an erotic birthday cake from The Erotic Bakery. Erotic birthday cakes make fantastic gifts for good friends--especially good friends who love to laugh. Our yummy, funny cakes will help you inject a healthy dose of humor into your hubby's 40th birthday party, your frat buddy's 21st, or the latest installment of your best friend's 29th.

For 20 years, The Erotic Bakery has specialized in baking the tastiest, most outrageous erotic cakes and cookies. We're a mainstay of Seattle's bachelorette parties, and a favorite at birthday, graduation, and going away parties, as well. Now, with the Internet, customers can enjoy our fabulously unique goodies no matter where they live.

We hand-craft our adult sculptures out of delicious marzipan. Because we train and test each of our sculptors, our naughty sculptures are hilariously lifelike. Sure, other bakeries in the U.S. produce naughty cakes, but we believe ours are the tastiest, most expertly sculpted, and funniest that you will find anywhere.

Seattle customers who plan to pick up their cakes or have them delivered locally can choose from sheet cakes, cupcakes, oversized brownies, and cheesecakes. Our customers who live outside of Seattle and plan to have their Erotic Bakery goodies shipped can choose from erotic cookies (printed with edible photo images or decorated with naughty adult sculptures) or erotic cheesecakes (decorated with adult sculptures). Our mouthwatering cheesecakes travel beautifully via overnight shipping. At The Erotic Bakery, we help make your party fun! Just give us a call at 206-545-6969, Monday-Saturday, 10-7.